HEDGE
PIXEL FUND MANAGERS
Mint a Lord in ETH. Burn $HEDGE to wake it. It earns protocol revenue in ETH into its own vault every 30 minutes — funded by the launchpad the rest of the chain builds on. The Lords are the house.
Standard operating procedure
How the court works
Mint
Pay ETH, get a Lord. Art, rarity, and yield boost reveal instantly inside your own transaction.
Activate
A fresh Lord arrives dormant. Burn $HEDGE to put it on the payroll, then keep burning to climb permanent tiers up to 3.33×.
Earn every 30 min
Pick up to three assets — tokenized stocks or USDG — and a mandate. Every hour, the engine buys and banks them in your Lord's vault. No claiming.
Take over
Sacrifice a lesser Lord to permanently boost a greater one. The vault transfers, the art gains gold, the collection shrinks.
Where the yield comes from
The Lords are the house
Yield doesn't depend on one token's hype. Every launch on the pad, every swap on every pool, and every project that dies pays the court.
Launch fees
Bonding-curve launches on the pad — paired with ETH, USDG, or tokenized stocks — pay curve fees into the pot.
∞The perpetual skim
Every pool that graduates deploys through our V4 hook, which streams a small cut of every swap to the pot. Forever.
✝Probate
Dead launches get unwound by the Liquidation Desk. Holders get paid back, the pot gets its share, and $HEDGE gets burned.
$HEDGE fees
The ETH side of $HEDGE trading fees flows to the same engine. 80% of everything buys stocks for Lords; 20% keeps the lights on.
♛ Deflation on three fronts: $HEDGE is burn-only and never distributed · takeovers shrink the collection permanently · probate buybacks burn $HEDGE with external revenue.
The court
5,555 Lords
Minted out — 5,555 seats claimed. The ranks below are fixed forever; tiers and multipliers are what holders make of them.
